| if ever the opportunity arises, seize the chance to travel the world! ... minus iraq, don't go there unless, of course, you enjoy explosions. instead, enjoy the nightlife in tokyo and then enjoy the nightlife... in seoul! hah! go to club vanilla in roppongi and noise basement in gang-nam! these are the ultimate party spots for asians! after you've had enough hazy mornings and dizzy nights, proceed to london, where you can enjoy a variety of international fusion cuisine! see the big ben! go for a ride in the london eye, the world's biggest ferris wheel! take a lot of pictures with many british people and call them all your "mates." after you've had your fill tapas and wellingtons take your donkey to barcelona and act a- donkey! go to a barcelona N. vs. S. futbol game and start a riot! or at least try to. after that, head to the famous RAZMATAZ mega-disco-complex for a night of spaniard-filled partying! after you seen enough street murals and human-trees, fly on over to mallorca and jettison those sweaters and knit caps folks, cause you wont be needing them! from there, you'd continue to the costa di palma, where you'll get your beach-body some sun time in those warm mediterranean waters! check out the night spot in mallorca's biggest club, the Rio! after you realize that it was a complete waste of TWELVE EUROS, walk out and find yourself a club by the beach and get lost on your way back to your hotel! in fact, you may even lose your friends, clothes, money and shoes, but at least, you'll make it back in the hallway to your room, though you'll be on the WRONG FLOOR but at least you'll have your underwear on and sunglasses on your head. not to mention your socks will still be intact, can forget about them socks! when you've satiated your thirst for beach-side bumpin n grindin jump on a flight to paris where you'll buy everything that is overpriced and find everything that is not what you expected it to be! spend a few quiet afternoons shopping and people watching and acting french and uptight. see the Arc de Triomphe and say to yourself, "i bet this was a man's idea..." get your formal attire ready for a 300 euro dinner at Alain Ducasse's two michelin star-caliber restaurant and say, "mmm... the french sure do cook up a storm!" immediately following your realization that you've spent way too many euros, hop on the quickest line to florence, italy! enjoy the beautiful tuscan weather and wine selection. book yourself a room at the hotel torre guelfa. go to the wine shop across the street and head up to torre guelfa's exclusive terrace where you may enjoy rooftop romance from florence's tallest hotel view! eat nothing but pizza, pasta and gelato and be happy friend, you are in the loveliest city italy has to offer! (by my opinion.) when you're done acting italian, hop on the train to beautiful bamberg, germany where you can be american, yes! oh and you may want to stop by garmisch, germany and ride the rail and cable cars up the zugspitz, germany's tallest peak and enjoy a day of glacier skiing! however, when you head back to bamberg, speak nothing but english and affirm the germans that americans are indeed, imperialists and ignorant! but it's okay, cause were leaving germany soon! what's even better, I'M leaving soon!! who likes chinese guys anyways? especially those cantonese... those loud, cocky morons. cant stand them! get out of here you canto-flea!
okay, the tokyo tower. why, tokyo? why?
okay so i know were not supposed to take take picture of pets for sale... but...
wat the.. i dont remember this..??
mmmm nice mornings... ahh
haha! butt sprays! haha! okay... be mature peter... okay, bidets, excuse me.
haha, in japan i never ate sushi, i had korean BBQ.
haha, in korea i had lots of sushi. it's just the way the cookie crumbled. i dont know!
new year's at my place rocked.
Ben, he's really big.
my black eye, in the london eye. maggie, a culinary student, and gonzo, then-specialist gonzo, now-mister gonzo.
H.O.P.
he's one bad m.... motor-scooter. haha, i have problems.
arcadia needs one of these, then we'll be more european.
j.g.
boys at church
florence, my fav. city in europe
 florence, a lot of the old, a little of the new, iloveit!
 nice legs
 
eeek! back home in bamberg.
inside the Dom
humm, familiar?
the wrath of God!
wow...
creepy artists
 i dont really know...
 
favorite things from my room
 haha! that's what you get for not showing up to close of business formation!
you dont recieve the close of business INformation!
friends, i can teach you, but i'd have to charge. thanksgiving at the barracks!
glacier jammin'
halfway up the zugspitz
snip snip!
glacier clubbing
a glacier stripper haha
glacier skiing
friends that are gone. bye bye! |
the view from the garden
white roses, i really like this one.
the walls of the rosegarten are lined with red, pink and...
yellow.
